Freakin' Fairytale (Song)

I'm as free as one can ever be

I'm just free, I'm not for sale

I don't care 'bout the diamonds you're flashing me

I just want a freakin' fairytale

I want damn Prince Charming

To climb out of a book

To walk to my doorstep

Just like he knows that he should

He'll carry no flowers

He'll carry no sword

He'll just sweep me away

Within his kingdom of words

I'm as free as one can ever be

I'm just free, I'm not for sale

I don't care 'bout the diamonds you're flashing me

I just want a freakin' fairytale

There we'll meet the merry guards of phrase

Quote will keep wishing we all did as she says

Loopy clauses shall show us the way

Adverb will sit with his paunch on display

Adjective will run after pretty little noun

Object and subject will both clown around

In pretty frocks, letters will dance

And so i shall have the grandest romance

I'm as free as one can ever be

I'm just free, I'm not for sale

I don't care 'bout the diamonds you're flashing me

I just want a freakin' fairytale